Friends are the family you choose

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks


cumberbitch-freebitch:

wishful-geek:

do you ever casually say “i ship it” in a real life conversation then get strange looks from people who have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about because you forget it’s not part of normal people’s vocabulary

I think my whole school believes I am a boat maker or something.

(Bron: copperbooms)


missnailaholic:

dandelionboyy:

The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys

like boys who kill girls after rejection


bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated